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? Before Marriage ?

Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don”t even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!

? After marriage Read It backwards!!

 

 

When girls get jealous its normal ๐Ÿ˜›

But when boys get jealous

Lucky da girls are
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Because only few boys know how to be loyal ๐Ÿ™‚ ?

 

An open Letter by Santa to Facebook –

Dear Facebook,,
Everytime I Send A Request To A GIRL,
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… You Ask Me “Do You Know Her?”
Now I Want to Ask You A Question..
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Is She Your Sister.??.:)

 

 

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??????? : honey ??????? ?????? ??? ?? ??? ??? ?
????????: ??????? ???? !!!!!!!!!!

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??????? : ?????? ???? ????? ????? ??????? ????? ????,,,,,
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?????? ??????? ???? ????? ??.. ??… ? ????? ???!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Hey, I know 11 things about you
1) You are reading this.
2) You are a curious person.
3) You can not say “P” without touching your lips.
4) You’ve just tried it.
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6) You’ve clicked on “see more”.
7) Yeah!
8) You’re smiling and you did not even notice number 5 is missing.
9) You checked if number is 5 there or not.
10) You are laughing about it because it happens to everyone who reads this.
11) Now you are going to Post it on your profile and make others smile!! ๐Ÿ™‚

 

 

A Big Difference Between School & College:
In School If You Were Late,You Have To Sit On Last Bench..
But In College If You Were Late,You Have To Sit On First Bench….

 

 

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Imagine life without Girlsย…

1.All homes silent,
2.The police at rest.
3.Mobile companies in loss.
4.Gift shop in loss
5.No Valentine’s day
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6.All boys were university
TOPPER…:D

 

The simplest way 2 propose an engineer ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜›

Hi,
please solve 9x-7i>3(3x -7u)


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9x-7i>3(3x -7u)
9x-7i>9x-2 1u
-7i>-21u
7i<21u
i<3u
i ? u

 

Husband: darling, can you get me water from the fridge.
Wife: yes dear, hot or cold?

So…Wht U say abt these girls…:P

New update:

My formula for living is quite simple.
I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night.
In between, I occupy myself the best I can.
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Some people think I’m in depression, but I’m just realist in a depressing world.

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Do not be happy.
I’m telling you this because I really do not forgive people, sometimes I pretend that all is well, but in my mind there is a plan for their complete destruction.

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Lifeย is too short and pointless to waste it on hating other people.

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From morning’s first light to night’s last star,
Always remember, you are special!

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If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.

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Born to express not to impress.

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Don’t worry. God is always on time.

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I decide how I live and who I love.
The choice is mine and no one gets to make my mind up.
I decide and I choose.

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Happiness is positive thinking enjoying the little things appreciating what you have and realizing it is a choice you can make today.

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If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

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A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

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A positive attitude gives you power over your circumstances instead of your circumstances having power over you.

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Now and then it’s a great moment to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.

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“Single”
Is not a status, it is a good word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others. This person chooses own life path.
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Sometimes, you need to be alone. Not to be lonely, but to enjoy your free time being yourself.

 

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