Funny Nepali Jokes


A girl fell down from the 20th floor

A boy caught her on 15th floor n asked her will u hug me ?

She replied , of course not

The boy dropped her

She was caught on the 10th floor by a boy

He asked her will u kiss me?

She replied no

He dropped her too

She prayed for a last chance

Boy held her on the 5th floor

She immediately said
OK I will hug u and kiss u

The boy dropped her saying

“khatam keti, ta baru mareko nai thik cha….”

MORAL: Sabai keta haru eutai hudainan…. 🙂 😛 😀

 

 

केटाहरुले केटीहरुसँग बोल्ने ८ वटा झुटहरु honestly vaneko :p:
१) मेरो अहिले सम्म एउटा पनि प्रेमिका छैन , मात्रै म तिमीलाई चाहन्छु र चाँही रहनेछु । (तर मोबाईलमा ३ वटीले : होइन आज कता हो , sms नै गर्दैनौ त । )
२) म चुरोट कहिले पिउदिन । ( अली पर गएपछी रेलले भन्दा धेरै धुँवा फाल्छ । )
३) कसम यो मेरो पहिलो propose हो,तिमिले accept गरेनौ भने म केटीकोअनुहार पनि हेर्दिन । ( भोली पल्ट अर्कैलाई… आम्बो क्या solite रहिछ…यार एक पल्ट try गर्नु पर्ला जस्तो छ। )
४) मैले अहिले सम्म रक्सी कस्तो हुन्छ सुँघेको पनि छैन, गन्द पनि थाहाछैन। (dating बाट फर्किए पछी भट्टिमापसेर ओह , साहुनि !! आज चाँही सिधै २ बोटल दिनुस् त , १ बोटलले त लाग्नै छाड्यो । )
५) मेरी प्राण प्यारि नरिसाउन है , आज mom लाई hospital लिएर जानु पर्ने भो so म आउन सक्दिन ल??!! ( गोजीमा सुको भए पो जाओस )
६) म अविवाहित नै हो । ( घरमा गयो भयो ३,४ जना बच्चाले daddy आउनुभो daddy आउनुभो भन्दा रिस जती श्री- मती माथि तरकारी चर्को भयो भन्दै रिसपोखाउछ । )
७) online हुँदा त म तिमी सँगमात्र होकुरा गर्ने , तिमी हुँदा हुँदै अरु सँग कुरा नै गर्न मन लाग्दैन । ( wall मा हेर्दा चाँही १५ जनालाई Hi Hello भनी रहेको हुन्छ , तर ans न- आउँदा एक्लै मुर्मुरी रहेको हुन्छ । )
८) म कहिले पनि रूप र सुन्दरता हेर्दिन just स्वच्छ हृदय र चोखो मायामा विश्वाश गर्छु। (साथी सँग … ह्या GF होस् त प्रियांका जस्ती सुन्दरी sexy होस् बिपासा जस्ती get-up angelina ko जस्तो अरु त के गर्नु यार आँखा नै लाग्द..

 

 

AMERICAN LIFE STYLE:
DAUGHTER:sorry dad, I got married yesterday. Forgot to invite u..
DAD:It’s OK baby.but don’t 4get next time!!

 

 

Ques: Prove that “Papa = Mama”

Art Student- Out of course
Commerce student- Wrong ques
Medical student- Wt d hell Its Impossible

ENGINEERING Student-
Hmmm

Force = mass * acceleration
So F = ma

Also, Pressure = Force / Area
So, F = pa

Hence,
MA = PA

Squaring both sides

PAPA = MAMA

Engineers rox..

 

 

 

Boys VS Girls.. ReaD:

7 INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT BOYS:
1. All boys are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for girls.
3. Although they have time for girls, they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they always try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if their girl leaves them.
7. Although their girl leaves them,they don’t learn from their mistakes and keeps trying their luck with other girls..

7 INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT GIRLS..
1. The most important thing for agirl is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes.
3. Although they buy expensive clothes, they never have anything to wear.
4. Although they don’t have anything to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, they don’t think that they are looking beautiful.
6. Although they don’t think that they are looking beautiful, they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they always expect you to compliment them, when you do, they fucking don’t believe you..:d 😛

 

 

PoLiCe To HiS SoN-

‘STuPiD,
WHy DiD U GeT
VeRy LoW MarKS In Ur EXaM’

SoN:
‘KeeP THiS 50 RuPeeS &
LeaVe THiS MaTTer Dad’.

New update:

Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl.
Father : That’s great son. Who is she?
Son : It’s Sandra, the neighbour’s daughter.
Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later :
Son : Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father : That’s great son. Who is she?
Son : It’s Angela, the other neighbour’s daughter.
Father : Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Angela is also your sister. This went on couple of times and son was so mad, He went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says : My love, You can date whoever you want. He isn’t your Father..!!

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A young man agreed to baby-sit one night so a single mother could have an evening out. At bedtime he sent the youngsters upstairs to bed and settled down to watch football.
One child kept creeping down the stairs, but the young man kept sending him back to bed.
At 9pm the doorbell rang, it was the next-door neighbor, Mrs. Brown, asking whether her son was there. The young man brusquely replied, “No.”

Just then a little head appeared over the banister and shouted, “I’m here, Mom, but he won’t let me go home!”

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A student was flying back home and reach to the airport counter and speaks to the conuter officer:

Haku: Sir, here is my passport and the ticket.
Officer: Ok,its allright may i check you laugage.
Haku: Ok here it is.But I would like to send my green suitcase to Hawaii and my red suitcase to London.
Officer: Looking confuse, I’m sorry we cannot do that?
Haku: Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that is what exactly you did to my luggage last year.

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Boy: Hi darling k xa?
Girl: Ko ho? Boy: Timro pagal premi Jaanu
Grl: Ta harke ho?
Boy: Ho… Timilai kasari tha vo?
Grl: Ta Chandane bahun ko xora hos ni?
Boy: Ho tara kasari tha vo?
Grl: Ta Gothbare Jetha ko Naati hos?
Boy: Ho…ho…. Kasari tha vo vandaixu?

 

Grl: “Arey khate ma teri aama hu, Aafnai ghar ma phone garera kaha gaza tandai xas? Ghar matra aaija na..janeki xu tolai!! 😀 😛
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शिक्षक : हामीले लाम्खुट्टेहरु जन्मिन बाट रोक्नु पर्छ ।
विद्यार्थी : त्यो त हुन नै सक्दैन ।
शिक्षक : किन ?
विद्यार्थी : लाम्खुट्टेहरुले लगाउने तेत्रो सानो कन्डम त बन्नै सक्दैन सर !!!
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Ek din aauta mancha perfium lina nepal ko sabai vanda tholo pasal ma gaya 6. Teha tyo mancha le sabai perfium try garyo tra uslai kunai pani man parena taha rajesh hamal pani perfium kinana gayako raha6 tyo man6a rajesh ko aaghadi jada teslai eak dam suganda aayo tyo man6 le rajesh lai sodyo rajesh dai tapai le kun perfium lagaunu vayako rajesh musu musu hasdai vanchan ara vai yo kaha mero perfium ko suganda ho ra yo mero ta pad ko ganda po ho ta.———————————————————————
धुर्मुस्: रेखा थापालाई त English नै आउँदो रैनछ

सुन्तलि: तिमीलाई कसरी थाहा भो नि, धुर्मु

धुर्मुस्: मैले “Give Me A Kiss” भनेको त एक थप्पड पो दिइ ।

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Teacher :- Define Physics ?
Student :- purai aaudaina sir,
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Antim ko matra yaad xa.
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Teacher :- la kei xaina antim kai
bhayeni sunai hal ?
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Student :-
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….and this is called Physics.

Teacher thau ko thau behosh…

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