Nepali jokes, नेपाली 16+ jokes

Nepali Jokes: बाउ (साथीसँग): मेरो ४ जना छोरा छन्
एउटाले MBA, दोस्रोले MA, तेस्रोले PHDगर्या छ अनि चौथो चाहिँ चोर छ !साथी: त्यसो भए त्यो चोर छोरालाई घरबाट किन ननिकाल्या ?

बाउ: बिस्तारै बोल यार्, कमाएर ल्याउने त्यै त छ, बाँकी सब बेरोजगार छन् । 🙂

दुई केटि बिचको कुराकानि-
केटि 1: यार आज राति
सपनामा मलाई कसैले चक्कु रोपेर मरेको सपना देखे, मलाई त अझै पनि कस्तो डर लागि रको छ ।
केटि 2: नडरा यार यदि सपनाको कुरा साचो हुने भए म हरेक दिन प्रेगनेट्ट हुनेथिए॥
के तपाईंलाई थाहा छ संसारमा सबै
भन्दा पहिला प्लेन कहाँ उडेको थियो?”
यो छोटो ब्रेक पछि म अवश्य भन्ने छु !
.
.
.
.
“सर्फ एक्सेल – दाग राम्रो छ !”
.
.

.
.
.
“जगदम्बा सिमेन्ट, घर भत्काउछ, तुरुन्तै !”
.
.
.
.
.
“गार्नियर- टेक केयर !”
.
.
.
.
.
“भर्ना खुल्यो –
नर्सिंगको लागि राँची हस्पिटलमा – सिट
सिमित छ !”
.
.
.
.
.
“रम पम चाउचाउ, श्रीमती एक्सचेन्ज हंगामा,
चाउचाउ खानुहोस्, पुरानो श्रीमती दिनु होस्,
नया लानुहोस् !”
.
.
.
.
.
“रेखालाई गर्नु थियो इम्प्रेस, प्रचंडेले
खायो मिन्टो फ्रेस !”
.
.
.
.
.
“हाई ह्यान्डसम, हाई ह्यान्डसम, हाई
ह्यान्डसम, फ्यर एण्ड ह्यान्डसम क्रिम, फर मेन !”
.
.
.
.
“नोकिया डबल धमाका अफर, गिफ्ट गर्नुस
जी.एफलाई ब्याट्री ब्लास्ट, जी.एफ. खलास!”
.
.
.
.
“वेलकम ब्याक, संसारमा सबै भन्दा पहिले प्लेन
हावामा उडेको थियो!” पों!पों!पों हाहाहाहाहा 😀
एक स्कुलमा एकजना नया शिक्षक गएछन
कक्षामा २ जना केटा लाइ दुरुस्तै अनुहार देखेर शिक्षकले सोधेछन
शिक्षक :- तिमी दुइ जुम्लिया हौ ?
केटाहरु :- होइनौ सर हामी छिमेकी हौँ नजिक नजिकै घर छ :))
डाका – बटुवालाई पेस्तोल देखाउँदै ….ओ
मिस्टर त्यो पर्स यहाँ ले नत्र………. ..
बटुवा – ( डराउँदै ) लिनुहोस हजुर !
डाका – हाँ हाँ हाँ ….. पेस्तोलमा गोली छैन ।
बटुवा – हि हि हि … पर्समा पैसा छैन ।

 

 

Euta student le afno classmate kt lae last man
parauthyo
.
Kta le uslae propose garo bt kt le
reject gari n principle lae complain gardi.
Prncple le kta lae dhulae hanyo n 1 week ko
suspensd gardyo

.
.
.
.
1 week paxi kta class
ma ayo
kt lae guilty feel vo n kt le ni man parauna
thali n kta
ko book ma
lekhi: ‘I m sorry & I love u too’
.
.
Kta le kei response diyena.
.
4 years tettikai bityo
.
Moral :- Stupid kt teti ni tha raina6, hami boyz
haru hatpat book kahile pani kholdainou…
Lolz.:P 😀 =D
बच्चा(पसलेसँग): अंकल ! गोरो बनाउने क्रीम छ ?

पसले: छ !

बच्चा: त्यसोभे लगाउने गर् न साले ! दिनदिनै तर्साउँछ ।


New update:

 

 

ek din aauta phuche le Bhagwan Shiva lai cycle bardan magyo. tara Shiva ji le diyenan.
ani tyo fuche le Gadesh ko murti uthayera lagyo ra aauta paper chodidyo.
.
Tyo paper ma lekhya thyo”talai aafno choro chahoncha vane cycle leraija”

 

 

Death came to a guy and said, “My friend today is your day”
Guy:- “But i’m not ready!”.
Then death said, “Well your name
is the next on my list”.
Guy:- “Okay why don’t you take a
seat and I will get you something
to eat before we go?”
Then death said,”All right..”
The guy gave death some food with
sleeping pills in it, death finished

eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list & removed
his name from top of the list and
put into the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to the
guy, “Because you have been so
very nice to me,
I will start from the BOTTOM of
the list..” 😛 😀
Moral: Whatever is written in your
destiny…Will never change no
matter how much you try to…!
A motorist, driving by birgung hit and killed a cock that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the cock and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was
worth. “Oh, about 600 today,” said the owner. “But in six years it would have been worth 1200, so 1200 is what I’m out.”
The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.
“Here,” he said, “is the check for 1200. It’s postdated six years from now.”
Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband; “What was that for?”
Wife; “I found a paper in your
pocket with thename Anee.on it.”
Husband; “I took part in a.dog race last week and Anee was the name of my friends Dog”
Wife; “Am soo Sorry dear!”
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again till He became unconscious..
After Regaining Conscious
Husband asked; “what now?!”
Wife; “your Dog is on the phone!!”
A man calls a radio station and says ‘i have found a wallet in a bus and in it was rs 27,000,ATM card
PIN number written on it & an I.D. The owners ID reads JOHN SMITH .” the radio presenter asks ” Do you want to return the items to him ?”…
.the man says ”HELL NO!i i just wanted to dedicate him a sad song.

Comments

chikeko jokes + nepali chika chika + नेपाली jokes + nepali chikamari + www chikeko joke + Nepali chika chiki jokes + chika mari nepal + kti ko aak muskan ma fida huni kta nai ho like this jokes + election jokes nepal + chikeko joke + नेपाली जाेक्स 2074 +

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.