Nepali jokes, Funny Jokes

Here are some funny nepali jokes. Jokes will be updated regularly.

pahilo gadha: yar mero malik le malai sadhai kutne garcha!
doshro gadha: teso vaye vagera ja ta ! kina tesko ma baseko ta ajhai?
pahilo gadha: vagera ta janthe tara yeha vabisya ramro dekhera vagna maan chaina yar!
dosro gadha: vabisya ramro cha rey tara kasari?
pailo gada: malik ko yeuti ramri chori chey ani chori kaile kai badmasi gare dherai badmashi garyo vane, tero bihe gadha sanga gardinchu vancha!! yehi aash ma baseko chu yar

Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen?

Ans- “O2.zip”

 

Boy: Aaj Godabari Park tir jaau hai…
Girl: Bho..janna…Timi le je payo tehi ta gardai nau ni ?
Boy: Promise kehi gardina k !!!
Girl: Bho…tyaso bhaye kina janu paryo ta..!!

 

bank lutera sakera lutera haru banko cashier nanilai pani sangai lana khojechan
cashier nani: yetro paisa luteu, aba malai kina sathma lana khojeko? malai chodnu na plz
lutera haru: tmilai nalagey yetro dherai paisa tmro boyfriend le gancha ta?


 

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy,
Saali is passion, Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool, Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake
Blacky: Today I spoke on the phone about katarina kaif !!
Whitey: Dont lie … I did not believe it.
Blacky: Promise, I spoked on phone !!!
Whitey: Oh! Then what she said ???
Blacky: hahahahha … … wrong Number… hahahahha

 

magne: oh sundari, andho chu, pach rupaiya dinuhos!

pati.. patni sanga: deu deu, timilai sundhari dekhne yo abasya pani andho nai ho!

 

Girl friend and boyfriend were sitting on silent place.
Boyfriend touches Girlfriend
Girlfriend: don’t touch me. touch after my marriage only.
Boyfriend: okey, then call me after your marriage.

Nepali Jokes are fun to read. It makes your mind fresh. If you have any jokes, Please do mention on comment section below.

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