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NEPALI girl married a Spanish &
went to Spain.
She didn’t know Spanish.
If she wanted to buy Legs of
chicken she would lift her skirt
& show her leg to buy it.
This went on for sometime.
One day she wanted to buy a
banana, she took her husband
to the shop.

Do you Know Why?
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. Because he knew Spanish..

But I like the way you think…

 

 

Ocean level Syllabus

Moutain level teaching

Bucket level we study

Jug level we answer

Marks comes in Droprs

 

What’s common between Clouds & Wife…???
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Think…. It’s very simple…
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“When both are not around;
We call it a Pleasant Day…!!!”

 

 

यो नेपाली जर्किन उचाली, तेलको लाइनमा लम्किन्छ …
जुनकिरी झैँ टुकी बाली, लोडशेडीङमा चम्किन्छ |||

 

 

 

One of the historians was asked how a king can be crowned at the age of 14, and he cannot marry until the age of 18??? He gave an immediate answer…
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Because ruling the kingdom is much more easier than the ruling a woman LOL

 

 

‎’Statement’ of boys, when they
remain “unsuccessful” in
making girlfriends in College.
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11(1st term): Mero ta 6 yar baheera bhae bhae colz ko lae k hernu…

11 (2nd term): taile last hepis la try han6u hai ta?

11 (pre board) : hya afno batch ma koe ramro 6aena yar…

11 (board): thukkkkkkka board ma pani khojya jasto kt vetina yar

12 (1st term): 11 kt haru ne khoe ramro lagena

12 (2nd term): jasto vaye pani hun6 yar time pass ta ho ne

12 (pre board): time hunu paryo ne kt sanga bolna lai time va vaye ta kati lai pataenthiyo kati lai
And Finally. . .
With Full Attitude…after d board of 12
Dekhes yetro 2 barsha ma maile 1uta kt lai vau diye..vau deko vaye ta line lagtheyo line

 


 

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………

New update:

U may fall in luv with the beauty of some one,,, But remember Finally u have to live with the character not with the beauty!

People say life is a race.I let them run while I stand on the side as a spectator…
Ha ha ha- they just ran the race but I enjoyed the race.

Don’t look for someone who will solve all your problems.. but instead look for someone who won’t let you face them alone.

No relationship is perfect, ever. There are always some ways you have to bend, to compromise, to give something up in order to gain something greater. If u are not up to it, u will end up alone…. Life would be smonotonous if everything was perfect…. Try to blend in people….!!!

Life is everything’when the person u love misses u in your absence.. but ‘life is nothing’ When they miss to understand your importance in your presence

A Leaf which falls 4rm a tree goes wherever the Wind takes it…Be the Wind 2 dri…ve others, not the Leaf 2 be driven by others… thats the way …………….

Stay true to yourself because there are very few people who will stay true to you.

When your made to choose between two things, don’t just think of what you’ll get when you pick one, think of what you’ll loose when you don’t choose the other……

Skills,Knowledge,Abilities And Experiences; are Only Useful If you are at the right place at right time.A lion in cage is a dog…….AND……..A dog on road…is lion.

Read Carefully to Understand: “Pray GOD by Heart… not by Habit…”

Love and Life are both same No one knows the end point even if u try your best to continue it forever.

Rose is red, sky is blue

my love is true only for you.

Now and then it’s a great moment to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.

People fear death even more than pain.
It’s strange that they fear death.
Life hurts a lot more than death.
At the point of death, the pain is over.

My formula for living is quite simple.
I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night.
In between, I occupy myself the best I can.

Loving you is easy bcz you are beautiful.

I don’t understand how can I care so much when you don’t care at all.

Forgiveness and love cannot be earned,brought,sold,won or forced.They are a gift and never should be taken for granted or expected..Only ACCEPTED.

I wish love had traffic lights…So that i’ll know weather I should GO for it,SLOW down or just STOP.

If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

If you don’t understand my silence, you will not understand my words.

It is hard to fly when something is weighting you down.

 

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