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� 3 GUYS, named
WHAT- WHY what ru doing??
WHY- I donno wat i’m doing..
WHY- Why ru calling me What?
WHAT- Now Why did u call me?
WHY- What? When did I call u??
WHEN- In ur problem Y ru calling me??
WHY- What? Did I call u? When?
WHAT & WHEN- What?
WHEN- Why ru calling urself?
WHY- Did I call myself? When?
WHAT- Why did u call me? Don’t ask When??
WHY & WHEN- What?
NOW FORWARD & KILL OTHERS HEAD!!!
Can u read it fast enough?U’ll get sth.
My A My…
They They My..
They They My..
A.. My they My.,.
my… they they… my.
Khudra xina yaar.Try wid other !!
A couple in USA had a fight one night.
And b4 Going to bed
Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
Latest research :-
“Boys Always remain faithful to girlfriend….!!!”
Dats still a topic of research!
tae kwon do,
“”A LOVE IS NOT A LOVE UNTIL NAD UNLESS SOME ONE VERY SPECIAL RECEIVES IT WITH A GREAT ENTHUSIASUM AND A DROP OF TEAR IN HIS/HER EYES WHICH CRY SAYING WHERE WERE U TILL.NOW””
You are a BITCH
You really are a BITCH
The simplest way 2 propose an engineer 😛 😛
please solve 9x-7i>3(3x -7u)
i ? u
Woman’s heart is like a boat if it carried more than 1 it sinks
but the man’s heart is like a bus ……… as it goes it carries people !
If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new style
If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new law.
If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention.
If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new fashion.
If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new theory.
If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a”MISTAKE”
Doctor to pagal :- yo k ho?
Pagal- yo maile lekheko 500 page ko kitab ho…
Doctor- 500 page ma k lekhis testo?
Pagal: 1st page ma euta raja ghoda ma chadera jungle gayecha, ani last page ma tyo raja jungle pugecha..
Doctor- Teso bhaye… saale!!
bich ko 498 pano ma chai k lekhis ta?
Pagal- Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik…………………
She met him after a long break up…
she told him : Sorry, I’ve met a new one, I have a new boyfren and another future..
How about your life?
He closed his eyes to hide his tears, Remembered all the memories he shared with her, He remembered how he shared her pain before her happy moments and how he refused many other girls just to stay with her..
He kept the remains of his pride and collected his force,..
smiled and said : Sorry Miss, but do i know you ?
Galileo used to study with a small lamp.
Graham Bell studied with candle light.
Shakespeare studied with street light.
I don’t understand, what did these people do during the day 😛 ??
1.Can u cry under water?
2.Do fish ever get thirsty?
3.y dont birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4.y is it called building when it’s already built?
5.When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?
6.If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?
7. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?
8.y doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!
?” VEER ”
jaha se post karunga 5-10 post ek sath bhej dunga.
” WANTED ”
Ek Baar Jo Maine “POST” Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO
… uske baad to Mai group “ADMIN” Ki Bhi Nahi sunta…!
” DABANGG ”
Hum tumhare group me itne POST karenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa dekhe aur konsa delete kare..
teen chizon ko kabhi under estimate mat karna my Comment, my Like & my Post
mujh par ek ehshan karna k mere Post ko kabhi dislike na karna….
Does any1 know those 2 persons. .
Who shake hands in Nokia cell phones?
A GIRL found Aladin LAMP
She rubbed it … n Genie
Appeared Girl to Genie
Girl:’Increase my brain 10
Genie : Sorry Sister
Multiplication does’nt applied on Zero
we have 2 side on our brain
Left & right
IN RIGHT NOTHING IZ LEFT &
IN LEFT NOTHING IZ RIGHT
” D R I N K S ”
D: delicious after 1st peg
R: romantic after 2nd peg
I: interesting after 3rd peg
N: naughty after 4th peg
K: king after 5th peg
S: satayanaas after 6th peg……..;)