Nepali Jokes are always fun either written in Nepali or English words. We Nepalese have heard millions of Nepali jokes from our childhood and we still feel fun on hearing them. We have made a collection of Nepali Jokes that keeps our mind romantic and fun ever.
I prefer reading Nepali Jokes early in the morning as it makes my day with a smile on my face. This makes a day bright, cheering cheerful and happy. I usually make jokes with friends whole day which makes my company more strong and memorable to them. Basically, Nepali Jokes are the factor for a good company, everlasting memory and smiley face.
yeuta chor yeuta dhani manchekoma chori garna gayecha. darajma yo lekhera tasiyeko thiyo ” daraj futauna jaruri chaina, kebal 452 number thichnu, agadi rato batan press garyo vane daraj afai khulnecha”. Jaba chor le tyo botton thichyo, alram bajyo ra police ayera tyo chorlai samatera lagyo. jada jadai chor le tyo sahuji lai vanyo “aja bata malai manche sanga biswas harayo”
Two married womens are talking about their husband
First Wife: my husband is very kind. He weeps when someone kills goat too.
Second wife: my husband is more kind. He weeps while cutting turnip (Pyaaj) too.
Wife: How much you love me?
Husband: As much as Saharja does
Wife: If so, after i am dead, you will make a taj mahal in my remembrance.
Husband: I have already bought land for it. You are doing late.
Bhikari: saheb, yek rupaiya dinus
saheb: laaj lagdaina? sadak ma uviyera vik magna lai?
bhikari: ani k ta tero yek rupaiya ko lagi ma office kholau ta?
yeuta jungle ma yeuta nangai keta bath gari raheko theyo .. tyo jungle ko animals haru le tyo keta lai dekhera hasna thalyo..
keta le animal lai sode cha timiharu kina hasa ko ha?
animal: aba k bhanu sabai jana ko puchar pchadi huncha tero chai agadi cha..
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Janmine bitikai Dudh ko bottle
Alik thulo vayo, pepsiko bottle,
jawanima beerko bottle,
tespachi whiskyko bottle,
kidneyle kaam garna chadyo glucoseko bottle,
operation garyo, ragatko bottle,
jiwan samapta bhayo, gangajalko bottle!